I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it

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I got a box of like 32 crayola markers because the sharpies were expensive

I’VE DRAWN THINGS

BUT ALL I’VE BEEN DOING IS TEACHING AND WATCHING SUPERJAIL

i’m sorry

a little

Finally found time to do something relaxing! Aka: stab a needle into a ball of wool repeatedly. When he’s done, I’m naming him Cancer (but pronounced like “Sancer”) #needlefelt #hedgehog

Finally found time to do something relaxing! Aka: stab a needle into a ball of wool repeatedly. When he’s done, I’m naming him Cancer (but pronounced like “Sancer”) #needlefelt #hedgehog

Today’s a stressful day but I got these two done and that’s what matters…I think

Today’s a stressful day but I got these two done and that’s what matters…I think

So this is love…

So this is love…

Come gather ‘round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone

Come gather ‘round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone

WAR, CHILDREN, IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY. IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY.

WAR, CHILDREN, IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY. IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY.

CRYING

CRYING

Last night I dreamt I felt my job wasn’t paying me enough and I needed more money, so I decided to become a prostitute BUT NOT JUST ANY PROSTITUTE I would be in a brothel, but the only brothel in my city was the “heartbreak hotel” (this isn’t a real thing here) which was this really disgusting and run down place where the floors were dirt and there wasn’t even a lot of access to electricity and I started having second thoughts when I walked in, which the girl who was taking me there warned me about, but I decided I wouldn’t leave just yet and instead I got to know the girls there and they were really nice and unfortunately a lot of them were very uneducated but they were like the kindest people and they had different celebrations to liven up the place and I visited on the day when they were gonna have two high school teams play dodge ball in this fenced area next to the brothel and they were SO ANNOYING so I caught their ball to end their game and I got home like really late but i didn’t say why and I had my bus pass saying i’d been ALLLLLL THE WAY to the part of town the hearbreak hotel was in and i felt ashamed but i didn’t throw it out and i came back the next day and it was movie night and one of the more popular prostitutes there was trying to write her grandfather’s name on the wall really big because she had barely learned to write and she wanted to show to her family that she had done something worthy with her life and all the other girls there knew that she was going to kill herself after she finished writing his name in order to prevent her family from trying to “top” her homage to her grandfather. I’m pretty sure they were gonna watch Thelma and Louise, but okay so I was doing that when I heard that this guy I know who was also satan in the dream (idk WHY) started kidnapping my STUDENTS and I kept trying to do a journey to get them back but i couldn’t and I was so upset, and he was using them for this business where people would call him and request a child slave and he’d send one so I thought i’d do that for each of my students but then one of hte counselors told me all the children were back and I rejoiced and hugged them and i was so happy and I went to Satan’s house and tore away this photo he had of us being buds.

SO yeah.