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Another improper lent break.

There’s this photo that’s been painted on where it looks like a giant black wolf with green eyes looking up at you from outside of a staircase. It has a very Dmitry Maximov atmosphere, but I looked through his blog and it’s not.

This picture by Maximov reminds me of it:

except it’s in color and from a higher perspective and the animal in question is obviously a wolf. I think they were also Russian or Ukrainian…? idk…

here’s my rendition of it:

except it was a photo manip. Reverse image search isn’t working either.

uhh…halp?

Minicomic-Fish

Hey everyone, i’ve been off tumblr for lent (and actually I shouldn’t be doing this) but hey i’m going to self advertise and tell you to come look at this!

Yeah.

See you in a few weeks

in our upcoming play, we’re doing a rendition of Little Red Riding Hood (by i don’t remember who). There’s the added character of the grandmother’s agender guardian angel (that’s me!).
Oh also I get to do the costume design. These are my designs.

in our upcoming play, we’re doing a rendition of Little Red Riding Hood (by i don’t remember who). There’s the added character of the grandmother’s agender guardian angel (that’s me!).

Oh also I get to do the costume design. These are my designs.

Sometimes the only thing that can take your mind off your sad little existence is doing tiny portraits of your favorite musicians. 
I also want to do Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, Alex Turner, Julian Casablancas, and Our Lady Beyoncé among others, but it seems I just hit a dry spell all of a sudden. So maybe later.

Sometimes the only thing that can take your mind off your sad little existence is doing tiny portraits of your favorite musicians.
I also want to do Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, Alex Turner, Julian Casablancas, and Our Lady Beyoncé among others, but it seems I just hit a dry spell all of a sudden. So maybe later.

asexuality according to me

asexuality according to me

I was debating on which direction to take this in, but I’ll write out the alternate here in the comments because it’s just as noteworthy but I don’t want to draw it.This past summer, I was invited by my friends to a big party that involved pretty much the full extent of our group. THAT’S LIKE OVER 10 PEOPLE. And even though I’m friends with everyone, the idea made me anxious before I said yes. Red Panda hadn’t been invited (since he’s just a brother of one of our group of friends and not really part of the group), so I got even more anxious because I can always get through social gatherings unscathed if he’s there too. But luckily he decided to stay after everyone said it was fine. Needless to say I pretty much stuck around with him the entire time.Now, I should note that I was convinced my previous feelings for him were gone and that I was totally into this other dude (who was also at the party), but I ended up (as always) gravitating more to the panda. He held my ring for me when we went swimming and I busted up his necklace thing (not permanently tho) as I clung to him. When he returned my ring he did it in a cute and funny manner.
When I got home I was so confused and conflicted because I was just SO SURE that I had feelings for the other dude, but I couldn’t get the panda out of my mind and well I had to admit to myself that I did still have feelings for him. The sweet and soothing way he is is so perfect for someone like me who has anxiety, and who also appreciates the occasional quirk (which boy does he have).
oh man i’m rambling. I tend to do that when it comes to him SORRY. JUST ENJOY THE COMIC.

I was debating on which direction to take this in, but I’ll write out the alternate here in the comments because it’s just as noteworthy but I don’t want to draw it.
This past summer, I was invited by my friends to a big party that involved pretty much the full extent of our group. THAT’S LIKE OVER 10 PEOPLE. And even though I’m friends with everyone, the idea made me anxious before I said yes. Red Panda hadn’t been invited (since he’s just a brother of one of our group of friends and not really part of the group), so I got even more anxious because I can always get through social gatherings unscathed if he’s there too. But luckily he decided to stay after everyone said it was fine. Needless to say I pretty much stuck around with him the entire time.
Now, I should note that I was convinced my previous feelings for him were gone and that I was totally into this other dude (who was also at the party), but I ended up (as always) gravitating more to the panda. He held my ring for me when we went swimming and I busted up his necklace thing (not permanently tho) as I clung to him. When he returned my ring he did it in a cute and funny manner.

When I got home I was so confused and conflicted because I was just SO SURE that I had feelings for the other dude, but I couldn’t get the panda out of my mind and well I had to admit to myself that I did still have feelings for him. The sweet and soothing way he is is so perfect for someone like me who has anxiety, and who also appreciates the occasional quirk (which boy does he have).

oh man i’m rambling. I tend to do that when it comes to him SORRY. JUST ENJOY THE COMIC.

This is part of a good percentage of my portfolio (the non exam part)
You know what they’re gonna say? They’re gonna say “Damn this girl has good taste in music”